What Happened?

One day he was a baby and now he is saying things like "that's harsh". He is turning into a grade schooler and quite frankly mom is not ready. I know that doesn't make time stop but it should. Jonathan is saying things like "oh snack(snap)" and "that was totally awesome". One I say to myself where is he learning all these phrases and when did he start growing up. Next thing I know he will be a crazy teenager.